Natalie Dee archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2003: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2003: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
uhh... hello? Mr Stegosaurus? This is Dinosaur Vice-Principal. I was just calling to let you know your son is a total dick.
OK! I AM READY TO GO TO THE COFFEE SHOP!! (note: bullhorn is blaring "Dixie")
if you are the owner of a 1996 Hyundai Elantra, license plate number: NATALIE, your car is freaking undrivable.
anyone can be the best!!
nooooooo
raaaarg!
Why are you under the desk, dude? Why am I under the desk?!? Why don't YOU answer that question, Mr. "Let's-get-rid-of-the-regular-chairs-and-get-mini-chairs"???
Over here we got a bunch of fronts and trends! Hope your house is climate controlled! This has been NATALIE DEE with your ACCUWeather forecast!
NEW! from the makers of babies... all new MINIBABIES! NOW THEY BE CLIMBING ALL IN YOUR DAMN PEEHOLE!
If given the chance to pick one superpower, don't blurt out "SPIDERHEAD!" without giving a lot of thought to what you are getting yourself into. A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM NATALIE DEE
flap flap flap flap
TUNACORN
As you can see, the car is in pretty good condition. The engine is in good shape, runs fine. The only problem is that the wheels don't go around. They don't roll at all.
Hey, dudes! I'm just gonna hang outside and rain for a couple hours. You were just gonna stay in, right?
ping!
Look, Natalie! instead of making dinner, i just went ahead and made a giant grease fire.
Well, i guess that explains it. There is nothing better than realizing you've had a wedgie all day because your underwear are on backcwards.
admit it, your head is just too big, dude. You shut up!!
Sir, that anal bleaching was UNSATISFACTORY. But I do not have time to fight with the likes of you. Cable Ace Award and i are late to pick up my MTV Movie award. Good Day, sir!!!
You gotta dig your claws in, then jump. otherwise you will never cause enough property & bodily damage. Check.
Metal Vocalist Lesson #642: sometimes you have to sing really quiet so it sounds more awesome when you are yelling. THE MOTORHEADS
diet coke blaaaaarg
romeo, romeo! where for art thou, romeo? I'M OVER HERE!!!
you can really do it, dude
bzzz bzzz bzzz gloryhole.
I'm gonna kick your fucking ass, you fucking rancid sack of pig shit
STOP! AW SHIT!!! Computertime!
its okay! we're still friends!
'Kay, everyone! in order to bring more folks in to the flock, we're gonna change that bread and wine thing to birthday cake and gin. OK, go!
Natalie Dee archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2003: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2003: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
