Natalie Dee archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2003: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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If your dog is so fat that, as i drive by, i nearly wreck my car because i keep craning my neck around to try to see WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL it is, maybe you ought to put it on a diet.
CHESTER STINKS stinks stinks stinks stinks stinks stinks stinks
dang, i sure do hope Pa 'members to bring me a new charger for my iPod from town!!
I'd like to say a few words... It's been real, but I can't say I'm not glad this party is almost over. Here, here!
"All New, Life-Affirming Formula"? I dunno, I kinda just want to wash my hair.
No, thank you.
grrrrrr... pblllpt!
OK, EVERYONE!!! LOOK AT ME! I GOT MY CHICKEN SUIT ON, NOW I'M GONNA CROSS THE ROAD! THIS IS GONNA BE HILARIOUS!
KIDS' FUNTIME BREAKFAST! a giant stack of chocolate chip pancakes, syrup, cherry pie filling, butter, sprinkles, whipped cream, and FOUR suckers!! SUPERSIZE IT FOR $2.99! Available only at the International House of Diabetes.
Chew on me, dogs!!
Baby Otter: cutest animal ever
Oh, my god! I'm so fashionable!
Dear Underwear in the Dirt, Who's underwear are you? Why are you in the dirt? I don't want to touch you, so I hope you biodegrade or something. Love, Natalie
Ramen Noodles: the Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner of Champions CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN
HATE THIS HYPOTHESIS: I hate this. CONCLUSION: I hate this. = Not Fun = Barely Tolerable WHY DO I HAVE TO DO SCIENCE FAIR??? SCIENCE FAIR DEPRESSION 1/3 OF THIS TRI-FOLD POSTERBOARD IS TOTALLY WASTED (NO CONTENT)
T.G.I.F, man! It's Tuesday. Shit.
THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT US!
Wheezzzzz... RECURRING NIGHTMARE #432: I got a baby i need to care for. The baby is a sickly chicken fetus. It dies, or I lose it somewhere, or it gets smeared on something. Then I am torn between feeling guilty and being relieved because the chicken fetus was gross and not fun at all to take care of.
DOG PRESIDENT "Now we're really fucked!"
You gotta shape up, or we're gonna let you go, and you're gonna wind up back at the Pina Coladas-n-Bras factory.
RECURRING NIGHTMARE #281: All my teeth fall out, apropos of nothing.
Horrible Room-Temperature Rancid Grape Juice SITTING IN THIS BOTTLE SINCE 2003
HOTDOG BURRITO
Glamour Pig!
Let's get paranoid about KIDNEYS! My back hurts... is it KIDNEYS? What if they are gangrenous right now?!? Oh shit, maybe they're just gonna quit with no warning! Oh god, i should get some dialysis! Shit.
Tuna = SANDWICH MASTER Tuna
Oh, shit, it's June already! I gotta unpack my summer wardrobe... wait... my summer wardrobe is the same as my winter wardrobe. June 2008 Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30
TRUST ME
CONFESSION: i've never had a Cinnabon.
Hurry up and blow 'em out before we get sunburn.
Natalie Dee archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2003: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2003: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
