Natalie Dee archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
mmmmm move your hand a little further up yeah right there and you you move your fingers a little to my right and press near my lever real hard did you clip your nails thats very nice
do you see it back there doc what it it
kids kids come over here i need you all to scream i cant hear you scream louder turn up the tv screeeaaaammm
nooooooo
hey get your freaky face away from my damned soda you need to check yourself before i wrap you back up in the ace bandage you diet coke suckin parasitic asshole
just eggs americas eggporium turn here
ok savannah ann remember its whats inside that counts now get out there and dont fuck up your beauty routine aw wight gwammaw
i got a gallon jug or hand sanitizer in the car dont make me bring it in and use it cause i totally will
natalie dee 1979-2058 total asshole
what is taking you so long in there did you buy the giant condoms again so the girl at cvs would think youre cool no
excuse me do you mind? big words for smart folks
aaaiiiieeeeekkk close the cabinets close them close them close theeeeemmmm
i have been brushing my teeth for the past 20 minutes
perfect
clean unclean clean make your dishes clean and safe then everyone will be ok
do you mind can i have a single freaking moment alone remember wash your hair first conditioner second soap yourself third wash your face last if you mess up start over from the beginning or you will be unclean
fig 1 elbow tap fig 2 spin fig 3 clap clap clap its neurosis week
the new perfume by natalie dee
march 1998 this daylight saving time check the expiration date on your condoms after you set your clocks this message is brought to you by planned parenthood and natalie dee
were number 4
yay yay yay yay
cheer up shithead
i hear the ice cream truck outside hurry up and give me 85 cents dont look at me boss you havent given me a dime since you started using me to hide your weed
whats up
glacier hat 1299
the drawing is party pig approved
double jointed as fuck
americans arent getting fat they are evolving to have a fleshy layer to protect against the increasing number of bullets in the environment
oh my gosh i love tattoos i am going to get some tattoos i am going to get some stars here and a carebear on my leg and some barbed wire around my neck and a giant robot zombie right here on my arm and i am going to leave space for all my future kids names tattooed on me too then i am gonna get my makeup tattooed on and a giant tattoo of danzig on my back and i am gonna get sleeves and sleeves on my legs too and a face sleeve congratulations you are the most boring conversationalist ever
madame etranges house of avant garde girdles instead of forcing yourself into someone else's shape free yourself by forcing yourself into a unique shape all your own extra rolls michelin legs available in 3 4 or single boob styles look super fucked up whenever you want
i need your help girl a few weeks ago i went up to canada to go to the bars and i got pretty smashed and went home with a mountie i dont know why i did it well its too late to fight about it now brandi i need you to go to the clinic with meso i can get one of those international abortions
Natalie Dee archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec