Natalie Dee - ARCHIVE: Jan 2005

Natalie Dee archives (by month):

2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec

01-31-05: petit chien

Natalie Dee comic: petit chien * Text:

TWO DAYS INTO MY LESSONS, LEARNING FRENCH IS ALREADY PAYING OFF.

J'adore un petit chien bebe! S'il vous plait!

... oh for holy fucking shit...

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01-28-05: the bomb

Natalie Dee comic: the bomb * Text:

What's that? Oh, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

lexapro is the bomb.

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01-27-05: budgetliving

Natalie Dee comic: budgetliving * Text:

BITCHES DO NOT LIKE IT WHEN YOU TELL THEM THEIR BBQ IS RIPPED OUT OF LAST MONTH'S HIPSTER HOMES AND GARDEN, EVEN IF THE ONLY REASON YOU NOTICED WAS THAT YOU READ THAT ONE, TOO.

Your party is toally budget living!

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01-26-05: i spent 40 minutes

Natalie Dee comic: i spent 40 minutes * Text:

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG YOU SPENT PEEING TODAY?

i do! thanks to overzealous middle management

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01-25-05: yesssssssssssss

Natalie Dee comic: yesssssssssssss * Text:

Proof I am old: I went from wanting clothes and cds and a sack to wanting a dog and a station wagon and a washer & dryer.

FUCKING SWEEEEET.

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01-24-05: ribbon based economy

Natalie Dee comic: ribbon based economy * Text:

SUPPORT OUR WAR-BASED ECONOMY

Hey, I'm not sure if all you bandwagon patriots have noticed or not, but all the ribbons in the world won't help shit. If you want to help the troops, give them something they want, like some armor for their vehicles or a fucking trip home. Slappin' a magnet on your gas-guzzling SUV in the middle of a war for oil just makes you look like a GIANT PRICK.

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01-21-05: fact finding mission

Natalie Dee comic: fact finding mission * Text:

Whenever there is a new person at work who seems like they might be kinda cool, i turn into a crazed secret agent on a fact finding mission. Usually, the only fact i find is that they are all into jam bands and wicca.

This is an envelope to make it look like I am working interdepartmentally rather than just snooping.

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01-20-05: ahoy old husband

Natalie Dee comic: ahoy old husband * Text:

You look like a sea captain.

What? What do you mean?

You know, you look like

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01-19-05: massage chair

Natalie Dee comic: massage chair * Text:

I was sitting in one of those massage chairs in the mall when it suddenly struck me as very sad, like a dog inventing a machine that will pet him.

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01-18-05: i can never find the yarn end

Natalie Dee comic: i can never find the yarn end * Text:

oh my god!!
WHERE IS THE END?!?

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01-17-05: zombie dog show

Natalie Dee comic: zombie dog show * Text:

Zombie Dog Show!

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01-14-05: so sad

Natalie Dee comic: so sad * Text:

SADDEST CHRISTMAS EVER
featuring
Dog Statue
Dog Stationary
Dog Magnet
Dog calendar
NO DOG!

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01-13-05: craft time with my mom

Natalie Dee comic: craft time with my mom * Text:

When I was a little kid, my art 'n' craft-phobic mom volunteered to bring a Christmas craft project in to my class, and show us how to do it. She had us all make Stars of David with pipe cleaners cause that was the only craft she could manage to not completely mess up.

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01-12-05: the 2003 xmas party incident

Natalie Dee comic: the 2003 xmas party incident * Text:

OK, dear, you have had enough white zinfandel for the entire accounting department - Lets go home

YOU'RE ALL PRIIIIIICKS!!

drag...

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01-11-05: why i needed a g5

Natalie Dee comic: why i needed a g5 * Text:

i needed it so I could draw pictures and look at the internet better.

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01-10-05: dreams

Natalie Dee comic: dreams * Text:

Sometimes dreams really do come true!!

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01-07-05: a recap of my hot date

Natalie Dee comic: a recap of my hot date * Text:

Yeah, it was all right, there was a little bit of prestiditigation. You know, two in the uh-oh, one in the no-no.

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01-06-05: taiko drum master

Natalie Dee comic: taiko drum master * Text:

What the fuck is going on?

i dunno

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01-05-05: probably not true

Natalie Dee comic: probably not true * Text:

There is a rumor about the owner of a local car dealership. They say he cheated on his wife & she caught him, so she tied him up, stuck a curling iron in his butt, and turned it on. It is a good story, but if it was true, I do not think she would still be in his commercials pretending to play guitar.

ssss

so help me, no more commercials for you.

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01-04-05: wheeling and fucking dealing

Natalie Dee comic: wheeling and fucking dealing * Text:

Thank you, Victoria's Secret! I bought 2 bras and 4 pair of underwear for $116.00

and i got this horrible teeny purse full of your shitty cosmetics for FREE?
HOT DAMN WHAT A FUCKING DEAL!!!

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01-03-05: christmas

Natalie Dee comic: christmas * Text:

Christmas at my mom's house

To: Natalie
From: Shoes

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Natalie Dee archives (by month):

2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec

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