Natalie Dee - ARCHIVE: Jul 2008

Natalie Dee archives (by month):

2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec

07-31-08: trash can full of trash

Natalie Dee comic: trash can full of trash * Text:

I'm full of garbage!

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07-30-08: squirrel sandwich

Natalie Dee comic: squirrel sandwich * Text:

+

=

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07-29-08: sooooo coooool

Natalie Dee comic: sooooo coooool * Text:

SHEPPS ARE COOOL.

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07-28-08: that woo woo is the siren noise

Natalie Dee comic: that woo woo is the siren noise * Text:

woo-woo!

TRONADO WARNOH!

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07-27-08: get your science from the discovery channel or something

Natalie Dee comic: get your science from the discovery channel or something * Text:

This comic is NOT scientifically accurate!

This comic is NOT scientifically accurate!

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07-26-08: ivy season followed closely by house covered in dead twigs season

Natalie Dee comic: ivy season followed closely by house covered in dead twigs season * Text:

Where the hell did my house go?

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07-25-08: meanwhile her guts are being squuezed out her rectum like a petstore hamster

Natalie Dee comic: meanwhile her guts are being squuezed out her rectum like a petstore hamster * Text:

Gosh, you're looking trim! How'd you do it?

One order of chicken nuggets, two cupcakes, three pairs of Spanx, and Bob's your uncle!

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07-24-08: dry n peel

Natalie Dee comic: dry n peel * Text:

Once this gets dry enough to peel off, it's gonna be sweet!

FAMILY-SIZE WHITE SCHOOL GLUE

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07-23-08: death by merpanda

Natalie Dee comic: death by merpanda * Text:

I'm gonna kill you!

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07-22-08: hes gonna make it rain for days

Natalie Dee comic: hes gonna make it rain for days * Text:

MAKE IT RAIN!

ok!

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07-21-08: nice melons

Natalie Dee comic: nice melons * Text:

CHECK OUT THESE MELONS!!

woo-hoo!

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07-20-08: a gallon of diet coke straight to the dome

Natalie Dee comic: a gallon of diet coke straight to the dome * Text:

Diet Coke

Funnel

Tube

DIET COKE BONG
fig. 1

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07-19-08: the standards are low

Natalie Dee comic: the standards are low * Text:

Oh, yeah... They had very classy digs. Blue toilet water and everything.

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07-18-08: name that ball

Natalie Dee comic: name that ball * Text:

POP QUIZ!

This guy is:

A. a meatball
B. a falafel
C. an overcooked hushpuppy
D. all of the above

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07-17-08: candy has no business being that good

Natalie Dee comic: candy has no business being that good * Text:

my nutella filling makes the panties drop!!

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07-16-08: dinosaur plans

Natalie Dee comic: dinosaur plans * Text:

What do you want to be when you grow up?

A non-renewable resorce!

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07-15-08: fuck your bra fitting

Natalie Dee comic: fuck your bra fitting * Text:

Hello! Would you like a bra fitting?

HEY!! BRA FITTING OVER HERE! BRAAA FITTING!!!

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07-14-08: banana split har dee har

Natalie Dee comic: banana split har dee har * Text:

WOOO-WOOOO!

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07-13-08: iDontgetlaid

Natalie Dee comic: iDontgetlaid * Text:

...then i went out and tried to buy some queez, but they were all sold out.

Umm, excuse me! I am almost certain that it it pronounced

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07-12-08: get out spiders

Natalie Dee comic: get out spiders * Text:

spiders, y'all need to move on out my house.

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07-11-08: i did the magnet test

Natalie Dee comic: i did the magnet test * Text:

yes? Rudy's Used Dog Emporium? Yeah, I got a complaint... I bought a used 2004 model pug at your business, came home and checked, and the fucking thing is half-made of Bondo.

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07-10-08: street view

Natalie Dee comic: street view * Text:

Oh, sweet! They added my neighborhood to the streetview in Google maps... There's my house! ... and there's my husband in the yard, in his underpants.

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07-09-08: maybe i should hold off on that second boat

Natalie Dee comic: maybe i should hold off on that second boat * Text:

CREDIT REPORT

Your credit score is: 4

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07-08-08: taco party

Natalie Dee comic: taco party * Text:

i can't believe i shaved my legs for this taco party.

HEY, GIRLFRIEND!

Cute!

So cute!
on sale!

I like Target, girlfriend!

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07-07-08: haircut time

Natalie Dee comic: haircut time * Text:

How do you want it cut today?

If you can take too much off the top and make me look like a fat toddler, that'd be great.

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07-06-08: gut paranoia

Natalie Dee comic: gut paranoia * Text:

Time Out for Paranoia!

My stomach hurts. What could it be?

Bowel obstruction!
megacolon!
CANCER! (duh.)
beginning Crohn's disease!
polyps!
internal bleeding!
diverticulitis!
gas!

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07-05-08: cannibal cupcake

Natalie Dee comic: cannibal cupcake * Text:

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07-04-08: prelude to an email

Natalie Dee comic: prelude to an email * Text:
Dear Natalie,

I am an avid reader of your site, however, I was not pleased with today's comic,

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07-03-08: stiff

Natalie Dee comic: stiff * Text:
Ugh... my back is all stiff... i must have slept on it weird.

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07-02-08: and they are hard to draw without making them look like rats

Natalie Dee comic: and they are hard to draw without making them look like rats * Text:
Opossums are creepy.

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07-01-08: you obviously dont appreciate throwing away tons of stuff when you clean

Natalie Dee comic: you obviously dont appreciate throwing away tons of stuff when you clean * Text:
Are you gonna clean the house?

Nah, I'm all out of floor-sweeping cloths and moppin' pads and furniture wipes and glass swipes, so it's gonna have to wait, I think.

Or you could use a mop and broom and some rags...

Whatever.

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Natalie Dee archives (by month):

2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec

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