Natalie Dee - ARCHIVE: Dec 2009

Natalie Dee archives (by month):

2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec

12-31-09: hairdos monthly a magazine for intellectuals

Natalie Dee comic: hairdos monthly a magazine for intellectuals * Text:

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12-30-09: you really need a flowing garment and no underwear to blog properly

Natalie Dee comic: you really need a flowing garment and no underwear to blog properly * Text:

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12-29-09: just spreadin the word about pentameral symmetry

Natalie Dee comic: just spreadin the word about pentameral symmetry * Text:

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12-28-09: its a little of both really

Natalie Dee comic: its a little of both really * Text:

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12-27-09: the vodka cow

Natalie Dee comic: the vodka cow * Text:

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12-26-09: hi fred were all friends here

Natalie Dee comic: hi fred were all friends here * Text: my names fred and im addicted to cough syrup

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12-25-09: gosh havent you ever seen a balloon thingy

Natalie Dee comic: gosh havent you ever seen a balloon thingy * Text: jeez take a picture it will last longer

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12-24-09: the yoyo will have its day in the sun once again just wait

Natalie Dee comic: the yoyo will have its day in the sun once again just wait * Text: you just wait wii ill get you and when i do it will be yo yo fever all over again

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12-23-09: to chester from everybody

Natalie Dee comic: to chester from everybody * Text: merry christmas you incontinent bastard

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12-22-09: nice one santa

Natalie Dee comic: nice one santa * Text: woo hoo

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12-21-09: that dude always knows just what you want

Natalie Dee comic: that dude always knows just what you want * Text: thanks santa

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12-20-09: it was a lucky guess

Natalie Dee comic: it was a lucky guess * Text: a new sweater i needed a new sweater how did you know

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12-19-09: alright now people will stop thinking im haboring the plague

Natalie Dee comic: alright now people will stop thinking im haboring the plague * Text: alright sunless tanner now people will stop chasing me around whole foods throwing garlic at me and trying to drive stakes through my heart

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12-18-09: someone on etsy is sellin some rad godseyes

Natalie Dee comic: someone on etsy is sellin some rad godseyes * Text: oh how lovely i always say the best gift is a handmade one make by someone you love i bought that on etsy

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12-17-09: christmas present week

Natalie Dee comic: christmas present week * Text: you guys pass these out i have other shit to do besides standin around guessin names and passing out toasters and poker sets its christmas present week

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12-16-09: its the thought that counts

Natalie Dee comic: its the thought that counts * Text: thanks you for the flowers im not trying to sound ungrateful but why do they fucking reek oh i found those near the retaining pond behind the slaughterhouse when i was walking around chucking rocks at buildings.

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12-15-09: the babysitters here grab the beerbong and lets get outta here

Natalie Dee comic: the babysitters here grab the beerbong and lets get outta here * Text: there are some candles in the basement to use to roast marshmallows and some episodes of lockup raw on the dvr for her to watch if she gets cranky she likes for you to sing ms new booty now let me prepay you in case i am too drunk to open my purse when i get home

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12-14-09: ilettuce esolutions

Natalie Dee comic: ilettuce esolutions * Text: i am hoping to secure investments totalling 4 million dollars in order to start a new online business ilettuce e-solutions we hope to be the #1 provider of produce on the worldwide web

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12-13-09: ever since i was a little girl i dreamed of someone offering me their fart cloud

Natalie Dee comic: ever since i was a little girl i dreamed of someone offering me their fart cloud * Text: will you live in my fart cloud forever until youre dead its like a dream come true

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12-12-09: i think youre a little confused about christmas spirit mr candycane

Natalie Dee comic: i think youre a little confused about christmas spirit mr candycane * Text: i got your christmas spirit right here why dont you suck it

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12-11-09: the wait is over

Natalie Dee comic: the wait is over * Text: the perfect girlfriend foxy like nice guys no matter how weird possessive and antisocial her iq is your iq minus 30 points laughs at all your jokes never makes jokes of her own youre the star funnyman primped to your specifications everyday even if you havent bathed in days loves videogames loves watching you play videogames even more shell just have the salad thanks not only does no mean yes everything else means yes too 17 luscious holes only 49.95 just kidding youre gonna die alone

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12-10-09: how did you get morgellons dog

Natalie Dee comic: how did you get morgellons dog * Text: first you needed neutered then it was the nose job for your stenotic nares then you needed treatment for your fungal infections and ear infections and shots and heartworm preventative now you have morgellons this is why you need a damned job chester

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12-09-09: vomit olympics

Natalie Dee comic: vomit olympics * Text: bravo

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12-08-09: those masks dont do anything

Natalie Dee comic: those masks dont do anything * Text: cough cough yall

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12-07-09: thats what she twote

Natalie Dee comic: thats what she twote * Text: when i do it im tweeting when you do it youre wasting company time

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12-06-09: the inescapable allure of a man with a job

Natalie Dee comic: the inescapable allure of a man with a job * Text: natalie dee assistant manager of the heart bianca had it all friends a beautiful home an exciting life filled with exotic trips and erotic nights with anyone she wanted all that was missing was true love but then she met roger roger lived a fast paced life as the assistant manager of qualcheck information services his taciturn manner was uninteresting but something about the way his dockers broke across the topline of his hushpuppies drove her mad he was a puzzle wrapped in an enigma how could a man so boring make her heart race could it be in her search for true love all she had to do was wait for her prince to stop monitoring sales calls and take the bus home to her heart

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12-05-09: it pays to have friends in the food service industry

Natalie Dee comic: it pays to have friends in the food service industry * Text: 144 ct pocket pies flavor bamboo for institutional use only not for retail sale

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12-04-09: you gotta stock up on the essentials

Natalie Dee comic: you gotta stock up on the essentials * Text: my favorite canned dinner canned in its own juices

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12-03-09: youre not fooling anybody

Natalie Dee comic: youre not fooling anybody * Text: wow you look great did you get some work done i didnt recognize you oh no no no i just slept really well last night

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12-02-09: its a hard life

Natalie Dee comic: its a hard life * Text: what is wrong with people i dont know man i dont know

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12-01-09: winter ready starting NOW

Natalie Dee comic: winter ready starting NOW * Text: i am officially ready for winter

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Natalie Dee archives (by month):

2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec

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