Natalie Dee - ARCHIVE: Aug 2011

Natalie Dee archives (by month):

2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec

08-31-11: smoke break

Natalie Dee comic: smoke break * Text: yay

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08-30-11: HES GONNA CHEW YOUR FACE OFF

Natalie Dee comic: HES GONNA CHEW YOUR FACE OFF * Text: duck hes coming for your face

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08-29-11: too bad its not in a good way

Natalie Dee comic: too bad its not in a good way * Text: first place biggest dick and not in a good way

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08-28-11: he also has a weekly feature where he shows you all the youtube videos youve already seen

Natalie Dee comic: he also has a weekly feature where he shows you all the youtube videos youve already seen * Text: id like to invite you to read my blog i thing youll find that i offer a fresh perspective on linking the same news stories as everyone else and writing hysterical articles about science articles i misread

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08-27-11: congrats on that pile of nothing

Natalie Dee comic: congrats on that pile of nothing * Text: you get nothing

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08-26-11: he just wants 5 minutes of peace thats all

Natalie Dee comic: he just wants 5 minutes of peace thats all * Text: not extinct just hiding from your dumb ass

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08-25-11: sorry about that trying to ruin the whole world thing

Natalie Dee comic: sorry about that trying to ruin the whole world thing * Text: aw come on lets hug it out

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08-24-11: that bear will never pay you back

Natalie Dee comic: that bear will never pay you back * Text: can i borrow 20 bucks just say no to bears

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08-23-11: id like to think im more ghostdini than howard hughes but id probably be wrong

Natalie Dee comic: id like to think im more ghostdini than howard hughes but id probably be wrong * Text: bath robe all day

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08-22-11: not much at all

Natalie Dee comic: not much at all * Text: i love you this much

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08-21-11: count out your own serving size of nuts asshole

Natalie Dee comic: count out your own serving size of nuts asshole * Text: no you can have any of my pistachios i just painstakingly counted out the 30 i am allowed to have go count your own

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08-20-11: oh i got about 6 of those

Natalie Dee comic: oh i got about 6 of those * Text: this new thing catchphrase inoffensive cute furry 12.99 if you loved your kid theyd already have one

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08-19-11: everything is sorted out and taken care of heres some puppies

Natalie Dee comic: everything is sorted out and taken care of heres some puppies * Text: our top story tonight everything is totally fine from now on we will not be broadcasting news just puppy videos

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08-18-11: a public service message from vegetables

Natalie Dee comic: a public service message from vegetables * Text: take a five minute break from driving chalupas into your gut and eat some fucking vegetables for once

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08-17-11: our cosmic purpose has been achieved

Natalie Dee comic: our cosmic purpose has been achieved * Text: a week of fake noses now we can all die because humanity has finally reached the zenith of accomplishment

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08-16-11: professional nut gobbler

Natalie Dee comic: professional nut gobbler * Text: pro tip pry open the pistachios that havent opened all the way with the shell of the pistachio you just ate

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08-15-11: yeah show those guys you can do anything they can by baking and getting on the pole

Natalie Dee comic: yeah show those guys you can do anything they can by baking and getting on the pole * Text: i am going to start a business its gonna be so cool i am gonna have a cupcakery and also sell aprons and crafts and on the weekend i am going to have pole dancing lessons and it is just gonna be for us girls yeah i am so liberated

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08-14-11: thank you for alerting everyone that you just got coffee

Natalie Dee comic: thank you for alerting everyone that you just got coffee * Text: i dont know what i am supposed to do in response to peoples constant updates of their comings and goings

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08-13-11: aw that little fish is so happy

Natalie Dee comic: aw that little fish is so happy * Text: i knew if i swam around long enough id make it to a lake of vodka

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08-12-11: not only is this dog a giraffe it is also hypoallergenic

Natalie Dee comic: not only is this dog a giraffe it is also hypoallergenic * Text: designer dog 3800.00

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08-11-11: they dont care about bending you over a barrel as long as they dont have to give up one of their 8 houses

Natalie Dee comic: they dont care about bending you over a barrel as long as they dont have to give up one of their 8 houses * Text: republican or democrat i want to kowtow to corporations that dont even pay taxes no me me let me kowtow i wanna kowtow i love corporations it doesnt matter they are both motherfuckers who dont care about you

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08-10-11: at least the job market will improve when all the ladies are hobbled by their skirts and housebound

Natalie Dee comic: at least the job market will improve when all the ladies are hobbled by their skirts and housebound * Text: i cant walk its often said that hemlines are shorter when the economy is good and longer when the economy is doing poorly

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08-09-11: you might never get your dick sucked but at least your grammar is on point right

Natalie Dee comic: you might never get your dick sucked but at least your grammar is on point right * Text: she prolly doesnt want to go out with you because youre insufferably pedantic its probably not prolly yeah good luck with that

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08-08-11: since when could you be snobby about HOTDOGS

Natalie Dee comic: since when could you be snobby about HOTDOGS * Text: im gonna put ketchup on my hotdog and if you dont like it you can kiss my ass

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08-07-11: all smellin like bandaids in here

Natalie Dee comic: all smellin like bandaids in here * Text: you smell like bandaids

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08-06-11: id love to be able to wear a sun hat but no dice

Natalie Dee comic: id love to be able to wear a sun hat but no dice * Text: enjoy your skin cancer bighead

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08-05-11: fuck broccoli

Natalie Dee comic: fuck broccoli * Text: but i have so much fiber and vitamins

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08-04-11: ATTENTION EVERYONE ITS HOT OUTSIDE

Natalie Dee comic: ATTENTION EVERYONE ITS HOT OUTSIDE * Text: lets talk about how hot it is over and over and oever until we're all fucking dead

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08-03-11: dont go letting my shit melt

Natalie Dee comic: dont go letting my shit melt * Text: when i die i am leaving you my cryogenically frozen head

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08-02-11: why dont you do some laundry already

Natalie Dee comic: why dont you do some laundry already * Text: your towels stink

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08-01-11: eels are nasty

Natalie Dee comic: eels are nasty * Text: eels like snakes only wet and nasty

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Natalie Dee archives (by month):

2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec

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