Natalie Dee - ARCHIVE: May 2011

Natalie Dee archives (by month):

2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec

05-31-11: dumber than a sack of pillows

Natalie Dee comic: dumber than a sack of pillows * Text: im powerfully stupid

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05-30-11: not even a teeny tiny bit

Natalie Dee comic: not even a teeny tiny bit * Text: i dont care what you think about anything

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05-29-11: ahhhh nothing like frying your epidermis

Natalie Dee comic: ahhhh nothing like frying your epidermis * Text: i dont give a shit about skin cancer im not getting out of this tanning bed til yall are dragging out my crispy corpse

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05-28-11: come on do you want to get dehydrated

Natalie Dee comic: come on do you want to get dehydrated * Text: drink your water its very serious business guys

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05-27-11: i cant even express in words how uninterested i am

Natalie Dee comic: i cant even express in words how uninterested i am * Text: hello and welcome to my new talk show im not interested

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05-26-11: i actually dont have a jean jacket

Natalie Dee comic: i actually dont have a jean jacket * Text: bitchin jean jacket

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05-25-11: time out for vodka

Natalie Dee comic: time out for vodka * Text: stop screwdriver time

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05-24-11: dont hate me because im beautiful

Natalie Dee comic: dont hate me because im beautiful * Text: i wish people would tell me when they are taking pictures maybe if they did there would be fewer pictures of me with my maw hanging open food in my mouth mid gesture with a fucked up look on my face

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05-23-11: i would even settle for a medium sized sack of cash

Natalie Dee comic: i would even settle for a medium sized sack of cash * Text: all i want for mothers day is a sack of cash it doesnt have to be a massive sack of cash just yknow a pretty big sack of cash

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05-22-11: i want to sit in one forever

Natalie Dee comic: i want to sit in one forever * Text: there are no words for how much i love beanbag chairs

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05-21-11: squirrel feeder

Natalie Dee comic: squirrel feeder * Text: heeeere squirrel squirrel squirrel

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05-20-11: i usually look like a moron anyway but you know what i mean

Natalie Dee comic: i usually look like a moron anyway but you know what i mean * Text: it would be a lot easier to go to the gym everyday if i didnt know i would look like a complete moron the whole time im there

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05-19-11: theyre the only thing im good at

Natalie Dee comic: theyre the only thing im good at * Text: i kick ass at manicures

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05-18-11: i dunno all i know is its fucked

Natalie Dee comic: i dunno all i know is its fucked * Text: what the fuck is wrong with this duck

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05-17-11: i get dibs on all the shitty plastic jewelry

Natalie Dee comic: i get dibs on all the shitty plastic jewelry * Text: sorry yall but i get dibs on all the jewelry all of it

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05-16-11: aww better luck next year

Natalie Dee comic: aww better luck next year * Text: 14th annual marion county shit eating contest 3rd place winner

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05-15-11: hike em allll the way up

Natalie Dee comic: hike em allll the way up * Text: hike them shorts up

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05-14-11: its cheaper than rabbit fur but it smells like pee

Natalie Dee comic: its cheaper than rabbit fur but it smells like pee * Text: this coat was made with 1000 baby bunnies just kidding it was made with 500 cats

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05-13-11: lord forbid you miss all your pals complaining about work

Natalie Dee comic: lord forbid you miss all your pals complaining about work * Text: you have checked facebook 858 times today

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05-12-11: dudes impacted as a mug

Natalie Dee comic: dudes impacted as a mug * Text: sorry boss youre gonna have to surgically extract my ass

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05-11-11: it appears someone has it mad twisted

Natalie Dee comic: it appears someone has it mad twisted * Text: i just dont have very many girl friends because i am so pretty and it intimidates people actually i think you dont have friends because you're an insufferable bitch

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05-10-11: oh my god will you drop it already

Natalie Dee comic: oh my god will you drop it already * Text: ugh i hate star wars tell me about it girl hey ladies i heard someone say star wars

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05-09-11: rest in peace little dude

Natalie Dee comic: rest in peace little dude * Text: here lies my self respect 1979 2011 rip

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05-08-11: im not weird im just trying to lure her over so i can pet her

Natalie Dee comic: im not weird im just trying to lure her over so i can pet her * Text: weird or not weird yelling the neighbors dogs name out the window lone star

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05-07-11: yay we solved all the problems forever and ever

Natalie Dee comic: yay we solved all the problems forever and ever * Text: every bad thing thats ever happened was all my fault sorry isnt it great how they busted into bin ladens house and shot him in the face and now everything is going to be awesome and great for everyone in the world forever

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05-06-11: id get I LOVE THE BABYSITTER tattooed on my knuckles if i had 18 knuckles

Natalie Dee comic: id get I LOVE THE BABYSITTER tattooed on my knuckles if i had 18 knuckles * Text: saint babysitter our lady of perpetual date night

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05-05-11: that flower is hateful as hell

Natalie Dee comic: that flower is hateful as hell * Text: suck my pollen

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05-04-11: redundant dot com

Natalie Dee comic: redundant dot com * Text: why do we need so many websites if everyone is just postin and talking about the same fucking boring shit

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05-03-11: bankruptcy tshirt

Natalie Dee comic: bankruptcy tshirt * Text: i filed for bankruptcy and all i got was a flat screen tv a remodeled kitchen hair extensions porcelain veneers a vacation to mexico a bunch of tattoos an suv a horse and this tshirt

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05-02-11: im probably gonna choke on one

Natalie Dee comic: im probably gonna choke on one * Text: i am pretty sure that a giant dog hairball is going to somehow factor into my demise

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05-01-11: buzzin

Natalie Dee comic: buzzin * Text: im high off life and amphetamines

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Natalie Dee archives (by month):

2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec

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