Natalie Dee - ARCHIVE: Nov 2011

Natalie Dee archives (by month):

2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec

11-30-11: maybe you wouldnt be starving if you could live off smug superiority

Natalie Dee comic: maybe you wouldnt be starving if you could live off smug superiority * Text: im a vegan and i only eat local organic slow food and no gluten oh thats cool im starving to death

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11-29-11: YOU have just one pancake you ass

Natalie Dee comic: YOU have just one pancake you ass * Text: serving size one pancake my ass

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11-28-11: yall are gonna have mad heart attacks

Natalie Dee comic: yall are gonna have mad heart attacks * Text: im sick of myself can we please talk about bacon some more

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11-27-11: super petulant

Natalie Dee comic: super petulant * Text: im not listening to you youre not my boss super petulant

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11-26-11: dang thats a long dog

Natalie Dee comic: dang thats a long dog * Text: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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11-25-11: one day my hair will be so big my life will suddenly have meaning

Natalie Dee comic: one day my hair will be so big my life will suddenly have meaning * Text: work from hom tip #298 having an ongoing how big can i make my hair contest with yourself is a good substitute for social interaction

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11-24-11: sippy cup roulette

Natalie Dee comic: sippy cup roulette * Text: sippy cup of unknown provenance whats inside juice from lunch water milk from dinner milk from a week and a half ago transformed into a solid sippy cup shaped lump of cheese theres only one way to figure it out

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11-23-11: he has a better life in your guts now

Natalie Dee comic: he has a better life in your guts now * Text: im thankfull that you put me out of my misery

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11-22-11: gravy guzzler

Natalie Dee comic: gravy guzzler * Text: just pour it directly into your face

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11-21-11: the native greenbean casserole

Natalie Dee comic: the native greenbean casserole * Text: thanksgiving originated in plymouth where the wampanoag helped the pilgrims survive by teaching them about the foods available in the area yay

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11-20-11: nobody gets any wifi until i get my shitty chicken fettucci warmed up

Natalie Dee comic: nobody gets any wifi until i get my shitty chicken fettucci warmed up * Text: yall better open mad tabs in your browser im about to microwave a smartone

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11-19-11: you cant give em high fives or theyll do it too much and never learn to cuss elegantly

Natalie Dee comic: you cant give em high fives or theyll do it too much and never learn to cuss elegantly * Text: the hardest part of having a kid isnt losing sleep or having to change your lifestyle or any of that the hardest part is trying to keep a straight face and ignore them when they start cussing oh shit oh shit

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11-18-11: just a regular turtle

Natalie Dee comic: just a regular turtle * Text: teenage mutant ninja turtle

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11-17-11: stop blowing smoke up that defomed giraffes ass

Natalie Dee comic: stop blowing smoke up that defomed giraffes ass * Text: your neck looks fine it doesnt look too short or anything

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11-16-11: cold as balls ohio

Natalie Dee comic: cold as balls ohio * Text: im not going to see 95% of my body until april thanks ohio

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11-15-11: wait we are halfway through november

Natalie Dee comic: wait we are halfway through november * Text: what are you wearing im a sexy watermelon you know that halloween was two weeks ago right fuck

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11-14-11: nothing personal football but get fucked

Natalie Dee comic: nothing personal football but get fucked * Text: kiss my ass football

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11-13-11: you only stink if theres someone there to smell you

Natalie Dee comic: you only stink if theres someone there to smell you * Text: work from home tip #138 you can probably hold off on that shower for another day youre not leaving the house until the weekend anyway

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11-12-11: good morning to you too sir

Natalie Dee comic: good morning to you too sir * Text: good morning

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11-11-11: easter season starts around veterans day now guys FYI

Natalie Dee comic: easter season starts around veterans day now guys FYI * Text: too soon

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11-10-11: SPOILER at the end youll find out you were a fish the whole time

Natalie Dee comic: SPOILER at the end youll find out you were a fish the whole time * Text: you flushed me now im gonna haunt you forever

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11-09-11: sorry my kangaroo is so fucky

Natalie Dee comic: sorry my kangaroo is so fucky * Text: gaze into my pouch of doom

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11-08-11: nyan deadhorse

Natalie Dee comic: nyan deadhorse * Text: dead horse

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11-07-11: i dont want some

Natalie Dee comic: i dont want some * Text: i dont want some

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11-06-11: i dont think you have anything to worry about you look like a booger

Natalie Dee comic: i dont think you have anything to worry about you look like a booger * Text: dont touch me

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11-05-11: i just really like oatmeal

Natalie Dee comic: i just really like oatmeal * Text: some days i just eat oatmeal

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11-04-11: drumsticks for lunch

Natalie Dee comic: drumsticks for lunch * Text: chicken eating people leg

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11-03-11: nothing like unwinding with a little public humiliation

Natalie Dee comic: nothing like unwinding with a little public humiliation * Text: im not drunk enough to be up here i think i am the only person who is not dying to let everyone know what a terrible singer i am

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11-02-11: you look fantastic too

Natalie Dee comic: you look fantastic too * Text: ahhh that chemical peel was just what i needed i feel so young and refreshed

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11-01-11: i get em in the mail and drop em off directly at the gym magazine rack

Natalie Dee comic: i get em in the mail and drop em off directly at the gym magazine rack * Text: thank you to whoever started sending the rachael ray magazine to my house when i say thank you i mean fuck you

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Natalie Dee archives (by month):

2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec

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