Natalie Dee - ARCHIVE: Apr 2012

Natalie Dee archives (by month):

2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec

04-30-12: imagine the possibilities

Natalie Dee comic: imagine the possibilities * Text: Take an old pop can and spend the afternoon priming and painting it! Now you have a vase that looks like an old pop can! Very Pinteresting!

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04-29-12: its a waste of time really

Natalie Dee comic: its a waste of time really * Text: I'm filthy! The internet is the only place where you don't bathe before going to work.

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04-28-12: keep things exciting

Natalie Dee comic: keep things exciting * Text: Let's spice up our sex lives! Okay!! When I say

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04-27-12: but my eyeballs are floating

Natalie Dee comic: but my eyeballs are floating * Text: DRINK MY WATER. Your kidneys haven't popped yet.

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04-25-12: im gonna die either way but if i work out die ill in a cute outfit

Natalie Dee comic: im gonna die either way but if i work out die ill in a cute outfit * Text: I'm not gonna lie. I don't have a single reason to work out that isn't 100% superficial.

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04-24-12: mad naked pics on my phone guys

Natalie Dee comic: mad naked pics on my phone guys * Text: Hold on, I'm gonna post today's comic as soon as I'm done sexting this blurry picture of my boobs.

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04-23-12: go be a frog little guy

Natalie Dee comic: go be a frog little guy * Text: I'm where frogs come from!

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04-22-12: that book didnt need to be anywhere near that long

Natalie Dee comic: that book didnt need to be anywhere near that long * Text: Hurry the fuck up! The end.

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04-21-12: JUST A REMINDER if you dont want to buy rad presents dont get me pregnant or come out of my body

Natalie Dee comic: JUST A REMINDER if you dont want to buy rad presents dont get me pregnant or come out of my body * Text: Dear Family - There is still time for you to plan some amazing Mother's Day presents for me. I like bags, jewelry, etc etc. If you need to discuss why I need good presents, please let me know and we can make an appointment for me to show you my massive c-section scar, and how all the skin on my torso looks like a nutsack. See you at dinner! Love, Natalie

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04-20-12: pubes are totally amazing too BTW

Natalie Dee comic: pubes are totally amazing too BTW * Text: Oh my gosh! Your BEARD!! It's MAGICAL! I just want to touch the magic!!! You mean the hair that grows out of my face? Because I am a post-pubescent man? That is what is so amazing? Are you high?

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04-18-12: im gonna eat your egg roll too

Natalie Dee comic: im gonna eat your egg roll too * Text: I'M ABOUT TO EAT A MILLION EGG ROLLS.

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04-17-12: probably a little heavy for a 3 year old but im just being realistic

Natalie Dee comic: probably a little heavy for a 3 year old but im just being realistic * Text: I LOVE ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!! Well, that's cool, good outlook... but, if you love EVERYONE, do you really love anyone??

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04-16-12: all i want is a cheap dresser is that so wrong

Natalie Dee comic: all i want is a cheap dresser is that so wrong * Text: I'm not entirely convinced that bedbugs weren't bred specifically to scare us into buying new furniture instead of craiglist couches.

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04-15-12: the sirens were all like WOOOOOOOOO

Natalie Dee comic: the sirens were all like WOOOOOOOOO * Text: You know you've lived in Ohio a while when tornado sirens wake you up in the middle of the night and you're just mad you got woke.

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04-14-12: dont come crying to me all itchy and flaky i told you

Natalie Dee comic: dont come crying to me all itchy and flaky i told you * Text: CREAM UP, ALL OVER!

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04-13-12: youre looking at this on a mobile phone arent you

Natalie Dee comic: youre looking at this on a mobile phone arent you * Text: I can see up your nose.

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04-12-12: zero brain activity

Natalie Dee comic: zero brain activity * Text: Sometimes when I draw, I swear I can feel my brain turn completely off.

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04-11-12: actually i do theyre very shapely

Natalie Dee comic: actually i do theyre very shapely * Text: You like my chicken legs?

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04-10-12: a couple more inches and it will start to restrict their breathing so at least theres that

Natalie Dee comic: a couple more inches and it will start to restrict their breathing so at least theres that * Text: YOU CAN DO IT, REPUBLICANS! You're almost there. You almost have your fat, dumb heads all the way up our twats.

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04-09-12: we are living the dream grandma

Natalie Dee comic: we are living the dream grandma * Text: Maybe one day our fight for women's equality will finally pay off, and our granddaughters will wear their aprons ironically, make prettier cupcakes, and find plodding housewifery pinteresting!

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04-08-12: that is a useless ass dog

Natalie Dee comic: that is a useless ass dog * Text: What the hell? Is that a dog?

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04-07-12: dr strangegloves

Natalie Dee comic: dr strangegloves * Text: Dr. Strangegloves

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04-06-12: the ears are my favorite part

Natalie Dee comic: the ears are my favorite part * Text: HAPPY EASTER! From The Ex-Lax Rabbit

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04-05-12: oh you can listen to trap rap while you work thats a second benefit

Natalie Dee comic: oh you can listen to trap rap while you work thats a second benefit * Text: WELCOME TO YOUR INTERNET JOB!! Your only benefit is being able to dress as ridiculous as you can imagine. Make sure you look weird as hell when you go to the ER with end stage liver disease.

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04-04-12: atheist easter

Natalie Dee comic: atheist easter * Text: So, on Sunday the Easter Bunny is going to come and leave an Easter basket for you with candy and stuff. Why? A bunny comes to the house? Is it a baby bunny like butterscotch and I pet it? No, it's just like a giant anthropomorphic, humanoid rabbit-type guy on a candy-delivering mission. I don't know, do you want the candy or not???

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04-03-12: and the twine strap digs into your neck

Natalie Dee comic: and the twine strap digs into your neck * Text: Coconut bras don't really work well under clothes.

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04-02-12: prepared for anything that could go wrong under the helmet area

Natalie Dee comic: prepared for anything that could go wrong under the helmet area * Text: HELMETS FOREVER, ALL THE TIME!! Now you're never going to die, except from chinstrap infection, or one of the other ways you could die without getting whacked in the head.

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04-01-12: april liars day

Natalie Dee comic: april liars day * Text: Don't forget, everything is a lie today. I warned you.

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Natalie Dee archives (by month):

2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec

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