Natalie Dee - ARCHIVE: Jan 2012

Natalie Dee archives (by month):

2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec

01-31-12: wait til you see whats in this bag

Natalie Dee comic: wait til you see whats in this bag * Text: here is your order i took it upon myself to improvise a little bit, i think youre gonna be pleasantly surprised

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01-30-12: i thought we were supposed to avoid starting fires inside

Natalie Dee comic: i thought we were supposed to avoid starting fires inside * Text: im too paranoid to start a fire in the fireplace

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01-29-12: financial responsibility

Natalie Dee comic: financial responsibility * Text: i finally have a change jug i feel so grown up

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01-28-12: but but but

Natalie Dee comic: but but but * Text: quit anthropomorphizing me im just a carrot okay

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01-27-12: next year it will be me alone portending demise like always

Natalie Dee comic: next year it will be me alone portending demise like always * Text: 2012 2013 were all gonna die will you shut up and stop being so morbid already

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01-26-12: well we have a lot in common then

Natalie Dee comic: well we have a lot in common then * Text: do you like stuff no

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01-25-12: im always freaking freezing

Natalie Dee comic: im always freaking freezing * Text: im pretty sure this is the only way i could keep warm

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01-24-12: i barely have the discipline to wake up every morning

Natalie Dee comic: i barely have the discipline to wake up every morning * Text: i could never be a female bodybuilder because i would feel dumb in one of those teeny bikinis also because i have absolutely no self discipline

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01-23-12: gettin down to scrubbin all in your business

Natalie Dee comic: gettin down to scrubbin all in your business * Text: line up motherbitches im bout to brush all yalls shit

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01-22-12: comfy as fuck

Natalie Dee comic: comfy as fuck * Text: the worlds biggest beanbag chair im over here

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01-21-12: nobody even showed up

Natalie Dee comic: nobody even showed up * Text: worst flamingo party ever

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01-20-12: i dont think that is a particularly good argument

Natalie Dee comic: i dont think that is a particularly good argument * Text: i want tocklate milk its my favorite brown

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01-19-12: your choice of three luscious holes

Natalie Dee comic: your choice of three luscious holes * Text: three luscious holes

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01-18-12: i will never look at a melon the same

Natalie Dee comic: i will never look at a melon the same * Text: you see i see i only sold porn for a few months but it basically poisoned my brain forever

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01-17-12: whoops too many cookies

Natalie Dee comic: whoops too many cookies * Text: wait im stuck

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01-16-12: nothing says love like something handcrafted by someone who doesnt love you

Natalie Dee comic: nothing says love like something handcrafted by someone who doesnt love you * Text: if it wasnt for etsy id have to wear dumb mittens knit by my grandma instead of these cool mittens knit by someone i dont know

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01-15-12: this is your brain this is your brain on pigs

Natalie Dee comic: this is your brain this is your brain on pigs * Text: have you talked to your kids about pigs

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01-14-12: suck on it and it will last longer

Natalie Dee comic: suck on it and it will last longer * Text: your fave todays lunch cold wiener no bun

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01-13-12: i cant trust myself to not accidentally drive that pencil right into my brain

Natalie Dee comic: i cant trust myself to not accidentally drive that pencil right into my brain * Text: intrusive thought #652437 actually i would prefer to borrow a crayon or something if you have one

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01-12-12: i also think about this all day long

Natalie Dee comic: i also think about this all day long * Text: intrusive thought #2033945 chair rolls backwards i fall forwards i smack my chin on the desk and bite my tongue off

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01-11-12: i think about this the whole time i leg press every single time

Natalie Dee comic: i think about this the whole time i leg press every single time * Text: intrusive thought #8763828 the leg press machine do 3 sets of 15 reps spending the whole time imagining your feet slipping off the platform and the platform slicing the flesh from your shins as it slams back with 200 pounds of weight attached to it

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01-10-12: why hello there intrusive thoughts

Natalie Dee comic: why hello there intrusive thoughts * Text: stop thinking about this shit brain stop it right this second i am constantly brainstorming all the different completely unlikely ways i can accidentally maim myself

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01-09-12: im a NUTRITIONIST you can trust me

Natalie Dee comic: im a NUTRITIONIST you can trust me * Text: why wouldnt i feed my family mad doritos i care about nutrition and i know that doritos are a good source of corn and fake cheese two foods that are important for my family to maintain their active healthy lifestyle

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01-08-12: THIS YEAR IS YOUR YEAR TOAD

Natalie Dee comic: THIS YEAR IS YOUR YEAR TOAD * Text: congratulations old toad you are the official animal of 2012

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01-07-12: im gonna eat all the soup in the world

Natalie Dee comic: im gonna eat all the soup in the world * Text: oh my god i love soup so much

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01-06-12: maybe you should make that your new years resolution or something

Natalie Dee comic: maybe you should make that your new years resolution or something * Text: thetorical questions dont answer em

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01-05-12: boys shirt

Natalie Dee comic: boys shirt * Text: how about this one no that is a boys shirt

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01-04-12: bread sandwich recipe

Natalie Dee comic: bread sandwich recipe * Text: no

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01-03-12: tomorrow is woe is me wednesday

Natalie Dee comic: tomorrow is woe is me wednesday * Text: its positivity tuesday everything in the world is awesome youre gonna get everything you want everyone else is too everything is going great and just getting better you are so happy you could just shit

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01-02-12: theyre not headphones theyre donttalktomephones

Natalie Dee comic: theyre not headphones theyre donttalktomephones * Text: im actually not listening to anything i just really like it when people dont talk to me

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01-01-12: chicken style is my favorite style

Natalie Dee comic: chicken style is my favorite style * Text: mmmmm lunchtime

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Natalie Dee archives (by month):

2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec

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